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Hey Blog!

2009-08-31T22:34:00.001+08:00

I might delete you soon. :)

I thought it only happens in movies...

2009-03-24T13:59:00.002+08:00

Me: I am being honest to you because I love you already. And I want you to know exactly who is the person you are loving right now. I still have a baggage. But I love you already.

Him: It's a baggage we can both carry.

Kawawang bading

2009-03-05T18:00:00.002+08:00

A transvestite call center agent complaining...

Him/Her: Sobrang pagod na ako! Parang ginahasa ako ng sampung Avaya*!!!

*Avaya is the phone brand that we are using in the office. Phones at work are often referred to as "Avaya"

It is coming.

2009-02-25T17:51:00.000+08:00

I don't get excited anymore. It is coming. I can feel it coming. *sighs*

Kanye who?

2009-02-19T20:26:00.006+08:00

Remember Kanye West's infamous shutter shades? It's nothing compared to the "metal fringes" sunglasses in Beyonce's music video Diva.

I died!

My Exs should be scared.

2009-02-17T19:18:00.005+08:00

Finally. My dad and I did something we both like.

Caliber 45

M16

My target (nah, she's my sister)

February 8, 2008
Dasmarinas Cavite

If you...

2009-02-09T17:45:00.002+08:00

- are in a group of 15 people.

- have 35,000 pesos to burn just for dinner.

- are crazy like my dad.

Then go ahead and have dinner here.

Dad, why did you complain when I asked you to buy me a Gucci bag when you can spend that much on dinner? Nabili mo na sana ako ng bag...

...may kasama pang keychain.

But I must say, the dinner was fantastic!!!

Don't you dare describe me like how she did it!

2009-02-06T18:54:00.003+08:00

My friend and I were smoking at the parking space of our company's building when we overheard a woman talking to a guard.

Woman: Manong, pumasok na ba si Edward Guttierez?

Guard: Sino pong Edward Guttierez?

Woman: Yung bakla po!

My friend pretending to talk to the woman: Ate, baka si Raymond po yung hinahanap niyo. Nasa GMA7 po siya.

I died!

Hahaha...

2009-02-06T15:30:00.002+08:00

I'm amused on how much you find yourself uninteresting that you just keep on talking about other people and never about yourself.

Actually, what's more amusing is how you became my friend.

Please teach me how to tell you clearly that you annoy me so fucking much because most of the time, you just don't get it.

With much love,
Mark Perry

Oh my Pelayo Diaz!!!

2009-01-26T20:38:00.003+08:00

You thought you were being smart about us.

2009-01-16T16:20:00.003+08:00

Unlike math, there are no right or wrong decisions in a relationship. It's just a question of what are you willing to give up.

Good bye.

Sorry Google.

2008-12-22T16:56:00.003+08:00

But this doesn't look like Google to me.

It's too much of a stretch. Sobrang pilit. I swear.

I want Marc for Christmas.

2008-12-18T12:04:00.009+08:00

Whoever is reading this, you will make me very happy if you buy me these things for Christmas:

*Marc by Marc Jacobs wallet (I saw this on eBay and they're selling it for $69.99. But personally, I don't like the feeling of buying designer stuff from eBay).

*Marc by Marc Jacobs silver wallet (I am not really crazy over this but it will do).

*Marc by Marc Jacobs condom (This is how you do designer sex baby! Seriously though, this is a nice wallet accessory).

They are not available in the Marc Jacobs stores that we have here in the Philippines. Third world pa rin talaga tayo. *sighs*

My friends and I went clubbing last Saturday and guess what happened.

2008-12-15T18:12:00.003+08:00

My Giorgio Armani phone got stolen. I have no idea that there are pickpockets inside the clubs these days!

*sighs*

I told my dad about it and he just told me to charge it to experience. AND THEN he gave me this phone...

Silver Nokia 8800

It's pretty. But it looks so... executive.

Oh well.

*starts looking for the Prada 2.0*

When was the last time you..

2008-12-03T18:21:00.004+08:00

...went to the zoo to touch snakes, tigers and birds?

They wanted to put the snake on my neck. I said "NO FUCKING WAY"!
The baby tiger smells like a herd of dirty goats.

The eagle is well... an eagle.

And of course, the main attraction of a zoo...a herd of pesky kids!

Avilon Zoo

Tiendesitas

November 29, 2008

Cubao Expo 1. (Mogwai Bar) *11-28-08

2008-12-02T16:18:00.006+08:00

Lookey lookey at what my sister gave me.

2008-11-25T16:57:00.002+08:00

*Yellow-blue wayfarer sunglasses!!!

Hey boys.

2008-10-07T20:22:00.002+08:00

Date One (Friend of a friend) : I am sorry for trying to back off a little from you. I had a great time with you but you should stop acting like a girl. You don't ask "What are we now?" after the first romp.

Date Two (Boy on TV) : I am sorry for leaving you alone in the hotel room after our first night of hot sex. You are totally cute. But you are an asswipe. Do you honestly think I will go crazy over you just like those people in Embassy? Please. I secretly liked it when you kept on following me while I was ignoring you the entire night. I admit that you are cuter than me but I know how to play my cards well. I am sorry for hurting your most prized ego. I just felt like you need a good kick on the balls.

To both of you: You don't ask someone, especially me, to go out on a second date a day after the first date. I get tired easily. Stretching a good first date to last for the entire weekend will make me physically uncapable of dating you. When I'm tired, I'm cranky. But thank you for going out with me. I had fun. Really.

Being single is SEXY.

Someone got a habit.

2008-09-23T16:41:00.002+08:00

I never really had a problem with you getting old and getting fat.

But to "cheat" on me again?

Don't you think you're too old and too fat for that?

Thanks dad for the Armani phone. But now...

2008-09-12T16:57:00.004+08:00

I want this!!! Black Tenorio Manila leather shoes made of eight different animal leather. Just the name itself is fierce!!! Damn you office dress code for making me lust over black leather shoes!

Question

2008-09-01T08:58:00.001+08:00

Is your niece as chica as mine? :)

Dear daddy,

2008-07-26T22:25:00.002+08:00

You will make me extremely happy if you buy this phone for my birthday. PRETTY PLEASE!!!

Love,
Your high maintenance son.

The most beautiful women in the world are drunkards!

2008-07-21T09:12:00.003+08:00

While listening to the song used at the Miss Universe 08 pageant (Just Dance by Lady GaGa), I realized that the song is about a drunk lady in the club. Now, every time i see the re-runs on tv of these women strutting their bikinis on stage while the song is playing, i couldn't help but laugh.

I’ve had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush, start to rush by
caught in a twisted dance
Can’t find my drink oh man,
where are my keys I lost my phone

What’s going on, on the floor
I love this record baby but I can’t see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what’s the name of this club
I can’t remember but it’s alright, I'm alright

Just dance, it’s gonna be okay da da doo-doom
Just dance, spin that record babe da da doo-doom
Just dance, it’s gonna be okay
Da da da
Dance, dance, dance
Just, just, just, just dance

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth
How’d i turn my shirt inside out
Control your poison babe
Roses have thorns they say
And were all getting hosed tonight

What’s going on, on the floor
I love this record baby but I can’t see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what’s the name of this club
I can’t remember but it’s alright, I'm alright

Just dance, it’s gonna be okay da da doo-doom
Just dance, spin that record babe da da doo-doom
Just dance, it’s gonna be okay
Da Da Da
Dance Dance Dance
Just, just, just, just dance

(Colby O’donis)
When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue
Can’t believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw
And I ain’t gonna give it up, steady try to pick it up like a car
Ima hit it, I’ma hit it and flex until the til done until tomorr’ yeah.
Show me I can see that you got so much energy
The way your twirlin up them hips round and round
There’s no reason, I know why you can’t leave here with me
In the meantime stand, let me watch you break it down and…

(Gaga)
Dance, it’s gonna be okay da da doo-doom
Just dance, spin that record babe da da doo-doom
Just dance, it’s gonna be okay
Da da da
Dance, dance, dance
Just, just, just, just dance

I’m psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I’m psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
I’m psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I’m psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic

Go. Use your muscle comin out work and hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Go slow. Drive it, clean it like so clean it’s been molesto, I got it, and your popped coll’

Just dance, it’s gonna be okay da da doo-doom
Just dance, spin that record babe da da doo-doom
Just dance, it’s gonna be okay (Babeee)
Da da da
Dance, dance, dance
Just, just, just, just dance

I like!!!

2008-06-23T15:38:00.002+08:00

Will somebody please give me this Romeo Gigli yellow eyeglasses!!!

*photo taken from Chuvaness.com

Strategically effective and evil.

2008-06-23T14:50:00.002+08:00

I just had a major presentation last Friday and it was one of the most hell-ish feelings I've ever had!!! Imagine yourself being trapped in an elevator with the president of the company and you are terribly searching for the right words to say. Multiply that by ten and that was exactly how I felt. Not only that my nerves were a wreck, I stayed in the office for 20hrs to prepare for the presentation. Fatigue + Nerves = A train wreck. It was the most awful facilitation I have ever done!!!

On the other hand.

I think the presentation was able to serve its purpose. The fact that the targetted people reacted positively to the proposal is a good sign that I was able to make them realize something. And if they really think about it, the fact that they were persuaded to come to the event is a proof on how powerful branding is.

I will never...ever...go through a presentation without sleep though. hahaha.

Dengue

2008-06-13T18:30:00.002+08:00

I feel so stagnant.

Kung tubig lang ako, nabahayan na ako ng lamok.

And why the hell am I having pimples right now?! What am I? A fucking 15yr old boy?!

I guess I should say "Thank you"

2008-04-17T20:21:00.004+08:00

I got a VIP status in one of the bars in Makati. When the man (I'm such a fucktard. I don't know his name) granted me the VIP privilege, the first thing I said was "Are you sure"? When he said yes, I thought it's just going to be one of those "one night only" VIP privilege. But he asked for my name and he wrote it on "the list". So i started thinking that maybe I did get a VIP status for real. Now I'm honestly not sure whether to be happy or disturbed about this.

It is something to be happy about because now I don't have to pay for the door fee and I could even bring friends with me. Which means I will have more money to spend on alcohol to make me drink silly.

I am kind of disturbed on the reason as to why I got the status. HAVE I BEEN PARTYING THAT MUCH?!?!

Note to self:

1. Bring my younger sister to the club just to make sure that I am indeed 101% sure included on the VIP list.

2. Know the name of the guy who gave me the privilege. I swear to God, I lack social skills when not drunk.

The holy week was a bore, and then came...

2008-03-24T02:22:00.006+08:00

EASTER DAY!!!

I was starting to feel bad that I didn't hit the beach this holy week when suddenly, Easter Sunday bit me in the ass. In a really...really good way.

After a massively long time, I went to EDSA Shrine to attend mass with my family, which made me think of a few things:

1. When do you actually pray for your own prayers? Do you just sit down and listen to everything? There was a moment there when the commentator said that we could say our own prayers but after a few seconds, she started talking again. Believe me, I need more than 15 seconds.

2. Is it just me or the songs just got way longer as compared before. There was a moment there when I thought I was in a religious concert rather than in a mass.

3. Is it ok to honestly say that some priests need training in public speaking?

Anyway, after the mass, we walked around Robinson's Galleria to have dinner, play games like basketball and have coffee. I got pictures to show you that I am not kidding when I said I played basketball.

Me, dad, niece, younger sister and younger brother

And this...

I ended up killing all the hostages.

My dad has mad skills in playing hoops and shooting people!!! I made an oath to practice and ask for a rematch in the future.

The thing is, we rarely go out as a family. And I never thought we could have fun like we did today (or yesterday technically). So as a note to myself, just get more family time.

Easter Sunday or not.

Just because I am feeling ugly these days...

2008-01-13T16:26:00.000+08:00

Something to look at when I turn 40.

But I doubt it that I would let myself grow THAT old.

No honey, you are not fat.

2007-12-11T21:14:00.000+08:00

I had an sms exchange with my ex-girlfriend just today and it went like this:

Her: Oy! I saw u lst nyt at RCBC Plaza. :)

Me: Cyempre! I work there!

Her: Rily? As What? Im working wid Grepalife.

Me: Bat di mo ako tinawag?!

Her: Bilis m kse lkad tpos paba2 plng m escalator nun. payat mo! :)

Me: Ikaw naman mataba! Hehe. Ano sked mo?

And she didnt reply after that (But im suspecting she said "Go to hell faggot").

Maaaaan!!! Women are really sensitive about their weight!!!

Back when I was young...

2007-12-09T20:03:00.000+08:00

... my kindergarten teacher asked me what kind of pet i wanted to have. I told her I wanted an elephant and she told me that it wouldn't fit in our house. I immediately snapped back telling her that our garage is so huge it could fit two elephants. My teacher told my mom about it and my mom just laughed because it was freaking true!

... my nanny got me used to wearing shoes all the time that I was crying my lungs out during my first day on the beach. I was told that I refused to take off my shoes and I kept on wailing "NO. NO. NOOOOO. DIRTEEEEEEE!"

... I thought that orange cycling shorts are the hottest things on Earth!!!

I kind of hate what I have become right now. I am not sure why exactly. But I just don't like "me". I need to do something. FAST!!!

having coffee and cake with my younger sister in Eastwood.

2007-12-03T17:03:00.000+08:00

Sex boots...

2007-10-01T21:01:00.000+08:00

I wore my dad's black combat shoes to work.

I saw two hot men today.

I am so wearing these boots again for two reasons:

1. It's already Fall Season.
2. And I am feeling that these are hot-men-magnet boots. SEX BOOTS! haha

*must not cheat...must not cheat...MUST NOT CHEAT!*

I love you is never the same with I love you too

2007-09-13T18:13:00.000+08:00

The first one is a declaration while the other is just a mere reply.

So who are you?

2007-09-10T17:08:00.000+08:00

I always believe that our personality is composed of the personalities that we have encountered. Whether a personality of a family member, friend, ex-lover or even a fictional character from a movie or a book; we always make a choice what to be or not to be based on the characteristics of the people in our lives. So asking “who are you” is also the same in asking “who are the people you have been with”.

I have no idea where the hell that came from. The thought just came rushing in while smoking and looking at random people in their boring clothes.

On a lighter note, I bluntly asked someone to rate my performance in bed from 1-10. One is the lowest while ten is the highest. That someone gave me an 8.5. WOW. I hope there’s no leg pulling involved there.

I’m not really confident with my sexual prowess. But I know I am masarap. PERIOD.

*I sent this sms to someone "hey, just a heads up, i am an asshole". I think I will be needing this in the future.

Finally...i get to have a "me" time

2007-08-26T17:18:00.000+08:00

This is the first time that I have (quite) successfully uploaded personal pictures on my blog. I am so fucking tired these past three weeks. AND NOW! I get to take a leave from Monday to Wednesday! I am so going to have my much delayed birthday leave. Yes! It was my birthday last August 18. But to those people who didnt get to greet me...dont feel bad. I didnt get to feel that it was my birthday too because of the work load that I had. So...let me tell you what happened on my birthday starting with the picture at the very bottom and lets work our way up to the top,

1. At Grappa's, I get to blow a candle on an awful tasting apple cake, a week before my actual birthday. Thank you Geray for the cake!

2. On my actual birthday, my dad took me to the mall to buy me a pair of shoes which I am so unprepared for!!! I didnt get to window shop for the shoes that I really want! That look that you see on the picture is the look I give to my dad everytime I want him to buy something. On that picture, I am asking him to buy me two pairs of shoes. He said "ok" but I only get to buy one pair since I dont have a size on the second pair that I want.

3. That's my younger sister taking a picture while at the shoe shop counter.

4. At Big Buddha having dinner with my dad and sisters (and his gf! what the fuck is she doing there with is? i myself dont know)

5. After dinner, I went to this straight bar (I cant believe i forgot the name!!!haha) to meet my high school friends. I thought they are going to treat me out. I ended up paying for most of the things we ate.

I never got to have my "me" time though on that day. That day was spent with people that I love. Not that I am complaining, but I got a little pissed for not being able to sit alone and drink coffee while smoking and think on what happened to the year when I was only 23.

I got a big mouth and no...I don't use it much for blowing

2007-07-11T20:11:00.000+08:00

I just had an uncomfortable moment with my boyfriend.

While watching tv, the host of a show used the term "moral fiber"...

Him: Is there such a term like "moral fiber"?

Me: Yes! Like "You don't have a moral fiber for not knowing that porn is bad".

*silence*

Me and my fucking "ginormous" mouth!!!

Circus

2007-07-06T23:31:00.000+08:00

I have always wondered why the company I am working for is in to making the people decorate the floor (a call center term for work area)like its Flores De Mayo Day. Every month I see intricate decorations plastered everywhere. Some are nice and creative but most are just annoyingly dreadful. They would always think of a theme like "Movie Month" or "Reality Tv Month" or "Most Horrid Decor Month". But most of the time it all boils down to which of the decorations is the most gay looking.

So I asked my friend, a team lead (call center term for someone who handles a group of representatives), what the circus really is all about. She told me that it is for encouraging the agents to come in to work. To put some fun in the workplace. To pull them off from boredom.

Hmmmm....interesting.

I was an agent before and you know what will REALLY MAKE ME HAPPY? A salary increase. More vacation and sick leave credits. Or... re-evaluating those people who got promoted for I dont know the reason why.

These things will really make an agent happy.

And I asked her a question as to when the decorations will stay after its completion.

She said: Right after they announce the winner, we have the clean everything up.

WOW! After those long hours of putting up something, it will only be there to look at for a night.

How insanely depressing.

Yikes!!!

2007-06-27T17:20:00.000+08:00

This is what you get from consoling a broken hearted friend. You get pissed drunk and strangers take pictures of you as proof of how silly you were that night. We were in THE CAGE!!!

YOU LIKE IT?! YOU LIKE IT HUH?!

2007-05-25T18:33:00.000+08:00

I had an argument with my boyfriend last night and I think I confused myself.

We talked about PORN.

I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that i saw his porn collection and it is really bothering me. Not because he watches porn but because he watches A LOT of porn. Well i dont really know if his collection could be technically considered as A LOT. But its A LOT for me. I have porn but they are only two titles.

Anyway, so told him whats bothering me. And he immediately told me "theres nothing wrong about porn". And his reply stunned me. There is NOTHING wrong about porn??? As in NOTHING WRONG about porn. Like its just an apple? Or a pencil? Or a chair? Because there is nothing wrong about porn.

After a few seconds of just staring at my boyfriend I told him "porn in itself is wrong. How could you say that there's nothing wrong with porn!". And after I said that I felt confused. Is porn really wrong? I dont really know.

If porn is ok, then why do we have anti-porn devices in our computers? Why do we block off provocative sites in an office?

If porn is bad, then why is there a huge industry behind it? Why arent they arresting people for being porn stars?

For me, porn is like smoking. I am a smoker. I like to smoke! But if you ask me if smoking is bad, then I will tell you that smoking is bad but I still choose to smoke.

So, when my boyfriend told me that "there is nothing wrong with porn", I was alarmed. Coz for me, he's doing something wrong and he doesnt even know it.

But there is still this question. No "it depends". No gray area. In black and white. Is porn, in its basic form, bad or good?

I THINK I just told my boyfriend to stop watching porn...that much.

I feel like I'm such a prude.

No.

Make that a confused prude.

He is freaking here!!! (well possibly)

2007-05-23T14:04:00.000+08:00

I don't want him near me at all!!!

If he keeps on asking me about my boyfriend and I, then I swear to the god of all bitches that I am going to give it to him BIG TIME!!!

*calms down*

I am trying to grow my hair. I kinda like Adam's hair (vocalist of Marron 5) and I'm attempting to copy it and see if it works for me. I've been having my hair shaved for quite a while now and I'm excited and nervous at the same time to try a new do this time. However, it actually takes me 3hours prep time for work. That includes working out, smoking, bathing and having breakfast. Yes! It takes three hours for me to do those things since theres always my "tunganga" and "emote" moments in between. If I'm going to grow my hair, I need an additional hour for just trying to get that "hair that looks the owner doesnt care about his hair" look that actually takes a lot of "caring" to do.

Aaaaannnddd.....last weekend while having a bland night out with my boyfriend and his friends (they had fun.i didnt), I realized how awful it is to be in a relationship. You loose control on some things like dealing with the people he's with. Like some of my boyfriend's friends. I dont like them at all. They are loud and a little pretentious. I'd rather be dead than be seen hanging out with them but I have no choice but to see them and worse, talk to them just because they are your boyfriends friends.

And dont you just hate it when people stare at your boyfriend?! I am a very confident person but sometimes I cant help but feel jealous!!! Especially if the person staring is attractive or worse the type who your boyfriend will gaga for! I just hate hate hate the feeling of being jealous! Not because he might be getting more attention from people but because of the fact that you know that your boyfriend definitely also checked that person out plainly because the person is his type! If I'm single, then I dont give a motherfuck who he flirts with.

If I'm single, I will have more control of my life especially with my feelings. But now I'm in a relationship, some of my decisions and feelings depend on the other person who I'm emotionally attched with. Problem is, I dont and theres no way of knowing what that other person is exactly feeling or planning everyday, every minute and every second. I can always ask but I'm still not sure if he's going to tell me the truth or he's only telling me what I wanted to hear. Sure you will tell me to just trust my boyfriend. But is it really good for me to trust him with everything? Because if something goes wrong in the relationship which one hurts more... "I fucking knew it" or "I didnt see that coming"?

With all these rantings about my realtionship, I am still in it. I am still hanging on to it. I am still living in it. Because I still love him.

I wish sometimes I could just love a spoon for I know exactly what a spoon is for. Not like my boyfriend. He is a person. Complex and unpredictable, capable of doing good and bad.

But IF EVER this relationship ends, I am absofuckinglutely staying single. : )

Now I Know Why Lions Never Hook Up With Bulls.

2007-03-28T13:49:00.000+08:00

"because we are having problems...sexually"

Let me tell you something. I felt that a month ago already but I have NEVER looked for compensation from someone else. Because unlike you, I have learned to be contented with the things you could only offer. I know that you are not perfect. You have flaws. I could even point them out...ONE BY ONE. But I never thought you would go THAT FAR. I am sorry if you werent sexually satisfied. I never thought that you have THAT KIND of appetite for sex. Do me a favor. Dont tell the next person you get involved with that you are a sweet guy who goes for sweet monogamous sex. BECAUSE THATS NOT WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

And yes. I am dangerously angry.

Is it me?

2007-03-05T19:55:00.000+08:00

One night, I was talking to Rocky and constantly complained like a crazy bitch about my relationship with my new boyfriend. Thing was, my boyfriend is great. And that makes me an asshole for trying to screw things up when evrything is in fact going well!

Is it true that MAYBE I dont like my life to be perfect? MAYBE, I have a perfect-o-phobia when it comes to relationships. Have I taken my "flaws make things extra beautiful" principle too far that I practically panic everytime something is going smoothly well?

Now I'm thinking about my previous relationships. Of the four relationships in the past, it was always me who called it quits.Well, one of them broke up with me and then tried to win me back after two days. I said no to her. So technically...it was me who ended all of my relationships back then.

Am I only after the chase and excitement? That without these, I will be moving on to another person to again experience the bliss of not exactly knowing each other's status for one another? That maybe I'm only into conquering undiscovered turfs. That I'm not ready yet to REALLY settle down. Have I taken having relationships too seriously too soon that I wasn't able to enjoy the fun in tasting the world? And that now my body is starting to rebel and it wanted to be free and be out there to take on the things that it's lusting for?

Maybe it's not my ex-s who are not relationship material. MAYBE...

...it's me.

sister acts

2007-02-05T20:05:00.000+08:00

Everytime people ask me how many siblings I have, I usually say "two sisters".

But...

...technically...

...I have six.

My two sisters (from my mom and dad), an adopted brother and sister (of my mom and dad), a brother (from my mom and her ex-bf) and a sister (from my mom and her OTHER ex-bf).

I just say "two sisters" to spare me for intricately explaining to people how the hell I got the other four siblings. It's not that I dont love my other siblings, its just that I'm just too damn lazy to explain things. Ok, maybe i love my two sisters more. I'm evil. Sue me.

Older sister is the conservative type. She was the black sheep of the family before. But now that she has a child (an evil child,who I have a love-hate relationship with), she somehow mellowed down and had an 180 degree spin on things. She looks exactly like the R&B singer Brandy. She looooves to wear my shirt, pants and even underwear! I was mortified when I saw her wearing my briefs!!!!

Younger sister is the bitchiest among us. But the only person she's afraid of is me. We really had a violent past before. I once slapped her with my spoon (infront of my dad) while we were having lunch because she was making weird noise while chewing her food. But we are good pals now. I think it all started when we both confessed to each other that we are in a gay relationship. She swings both ways. I swing not just both ways but every way i find interesting.

Me....of course...is the prettiest among us!!!HAHA.

This is how our conversations usually go:

while watching The Corrs concert dvd

Older sister: I wish we're like them. You (me) play the violin and then you (my younger sister) play the guitar while I sing. We will be really classy.

Me: Oo nga eh. But its too late. What we are now are just three classless whores.

the three of us laughing hysterically

while watching KC Concepcion on TV

Older sister: Ang ganda nya noh!

Younger sister: AY NAKU, DI KAYA! nakakasawa kaya mukha nya. mas maganda pa ako dyan eh!

Me: Ang kapal mo!!!

Younger sister: Talaga naman eh. Hindi nakakasawa ang mukha ko.

Me: Di naman talaga nakakasawa mukha mo kasi wala namang tumitingin dyan!!!

pillow fight...kurutan ng singit...sabuyan ng tubig...makalat na ang bahay...hanggang sa sumigaw na ang masungit na maid.

While having dinner at Greenhills...

Me: I neveeeer really like blowing someone's cock!!! Its so hard!I love getting it though.

Older sister: I like oral sex than the actual deed.

Younger sister: I like to try to take it up the ass!!!

OOOOKEEEEEEY!!!

To my two sisters: I love you with all my heart.

That goes to my other siblings too

I (or I am)...2007 UPDATE

2007-01-13T04:56:00.000+08:00

1. got a new boyfriend (a 25yr old cute graphic designer for a PR firm who adores me like I'm his god. PURRRRFECT!!!)

2. got awfully FAT (i better find my old running shoes and start running again...on a treadmill...i am not going to make it that easy for you to see me all sweaty and sexy running around the block!!! *sniggers*)

3. got meaner (i dont know if its me or them...but ive been getting into a lot of awful arguments lately...even with my friends....nah...i think its them...im harmless...NOT!)

4. planning to manage my money this year really well (uhmm...the only word i think of when I talk about money is...SPEND)

5. forcing myself to wear slacks in the office (or....convince my boss that denim jeans are the new slacks!!! she is soooo not going to buy that idea!...so...cheers to more "not following dess code" memos)

so...im..Bonjing?!?!

2007-01-11T01:54:00.000+08:00

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

told you im adorable

2006-12-04T15:32:00.000+08:00

thats not red!!! thats pink!!!

2006-11-30T20:52:00.000+08:00

"you look hot"

"you are more adorable in the morning"

"your skin smells great"

everything is shaded in pastel color...and yes...pinch me and I will still smile at you.

written on the stars

2006-11-27T15:14:00.000+08:00

the lion stops roaring.

he is purring at the stars now.

i am so in BIG trouble.

I...FUCKING...KNEW...IT

2006-11-22T15:50:00.000+08:00

I stole the Drama Queen's crown.

2006-11-13T19:12:00.002+08:00

THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TO SAY...

...BUT I WILL JUST SHUT THIS FREAKING MOUTH OF MINE.

you're calling me a bitch like it's a bad thing...

2006-11-02T13:41:00.000+08:00

halloween party...

stranger: So who are you tonight?
me: I'm the big bad bitch and I'm walking away from you now.

public bathroom...

stranger: Hi! Can I have your number?
me: You...are...so...romantic (then walks away)

FX...

Stranger keeps on looking at me while smiling.

me: WHAT???

I have this feeling I will be single for a looooong time...

Lights...Camera...Action!!!

2006-10-30T18:48:00.000+08:00

November 2, 2006.

10pm.

I'm so nervous...

I don't know if I look great on TV!

haha...(and you thought theres something really deep I'm worrying about)

Have you ever...

2006-10-11T18:53:00.000+08:00

... blamed your favorite author for cheating on your partner?

I did.

Turning Sandara Parks

2006-09-15T21:38:00.000+08:00

In an elevator...

Friend: Malilibog yang mga Koreans na yan! Ilang beses yang mga yan nagsasariling sikap sa isang araw!

Me: Oh my God!!!...............I am Korean!

Now...

2006-08-23T15:55:00.000+08:00

Now...

...you're telling me you love me very much

...you're telling me you wont lie to me again

...you have a lot of time for me

...you want to have sex with me

Why just now?

Maybe because...

...you found out that I am already with someone

...you thought that it's hard to find someone like me

...you noticed that I have already moved on

It makes me sad that you are crying.

Why just now?

I told you...

...to take care of me very well

...never to make me jealous

...to be by my side because I needed you

You didnt listen.

But now that you are willing and very eager to listen. I am telling you this. And you listen very well.

I am not yours anymore.
I am already owned by someone.
All I can do is help you kill that "love" you are telling me about.
Slowly.
A bit painful.
But don't worry.
I will help you.
We will kill it.
And that will be the last thing that we are going to do together.

for you...

2006-08-22T08:49:00.000+08:00

FUCK YOU

yun lang.

Stop! Look! and Party!

2006-08-15T00:12:00.000+08:00

Wednesday to Saturday-

I had a three day surprise class for Newport News ( a fashion account ). Why call it a "surprise" class? It is because they only told me about it only a day before it starts. Imagine having only a couple of hours to prepare for your first "ever" full eight hour class. I hate surprises! I hate HATE surprises!!! But being the show off that I am, I took the challenge. I liked it. It was tiring to talk for eight hours but being the center of attention for four days is all worth it. Hmmm.. I think I'm liking this thing for all the wrong reasons. *grins* But at least, I liked it.

Friday-

I went out with Meng ( my other self absorbed twin ) and we went to Pier One at Macapagal. After guzzling a couple of beers and having a shot of the thing they call "slammer", out goes the "other" Mark Perry. The loud,flirtatious,in your face Mark Perry. I texted someone and i got really naughty.hehe.

after a few naughty exchange of sms...

His sms: I wanna see you tonight.
My sms: I know. Good night.

I'm naughty. But I'm not a slut. If you want me on your bed, then you better work for it. or better yet, get me really drunk. KIDDING!

Saturday-

My dad: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: A Dolce and Gabbana phone
My dad: Yung Razor?
Me: Dad, if its gold, its not a Razor anymore. It becomes Dolce and Gabbana.

Went out alone. Like really alone. I ate dinner alone. I had coffee alone. And I got myself drunk alone. I was surrounded by couples that night but i didnt feel like i dont belong there. I am built to be alone. I am happy. Now leave me alone.

Sunday-

Me to our house help (Loribeth):Maganda ba nag boses ko pag kumakanta? Para bang artista?
Loribeth: Oo kuya, parang artista.....bagong artista.

Don't worry. She is still alive.

New clothes. New scent. Humanda kayong lahat ngayon.

what a lovely way to burn

2006-08-08T07:20:00.000+08:00

my weekend started with this funny Q&A session with someone:

Him: Do you love me?
Me: That is a really fucking stupid question to ask right now!

moving on....

last Sunday, my sister and I were suppose to go to Greenhills, drink some coffee, window shop and slobber over hot rich spoiled brats. When we were about to get ready, out came our older sister carrying a Magic Sing thingie majiggy! We grinned at each other and off we went scanning through the song list finding a helpless song to murder. And boy it was a freaking song massacre!

I sang:

Green Green Grass of Home
Blue Bayou
Knife
Temple of the King
Eye of the Tiger
Fever
Sad Movies
Great Pretender
and some other tongue and cheek songs...

we were laughing like a pack of meat hungry hyenas!!! i couldnt even remember the last time i laughed that hard. it's like bliss. better than sex i should say! after the endless "birit"s i felt super duper tired. what a fucking lovely way to burn!

P in Perry stands for...

2006-07-28T07:07:00.000+08:00

Got my pay slip today.
I am soooo poor for two weeks.

So for two weeks:

no more expensive coffee every night

i'll learn how to eat at foodcourts again (Steak Escape here i come!!!)

i am staying away (like really really far away) from malls... even ukay-ukays

hmmmmmm...it's a good thing if you think about it.

But i still dont want to be THIS poor!!!

So....anyone up for a date?!?! (im such a cheap skank!!!)

And its not even funny.

knock knock

2006-07-25T00:01:00.000+08:00

Morning. On the bed. He found a stranger at his side. A man who he met from a bar last night is still a stranger for him. Whether he still remembers his name or not. But maybe he is the stranger this time. In fact, they are not on his own bed. He is inside the house of the man he is calling stranger. He gets up and grabs his clothes. While putting on his pants he hears the stranger say...

Stranger: Where are you going?

He looks at the stranger and smiled

Him: Home.

Stranger smiles at him while squinting from the sunlight thats hitting his eyes.

Stranger: Don't go just yet. I'll make you breakfast.

He gets surprised from what he heard. He gives the stranger a serious look.

Him: You know what, i'd love to. But im afraid that while eating breakfast, we might talk and laugh and like each other, and then eventually fall in love, and then five months after, you'll start cheating on me. I dont want that. So goodbye.

He walks out the door and slammed it behind him.

After five minutes, the stranger hears a knock on the door. Stranger opens the door and saw him smiling.

Him: You better have bacon!

Good morning everybody and no,thats not my story! How I wish.HAHA

1 message recieved

2006-07-23T16:44:00.000+08:00

You know what?

I just sent an "i love you" text message to my own self!!!

PATHETIC!!!

*laughs* and *hurls*

...I miss saying and hearing those words...

I couldnt stop laughing.

Im so weird I scare myself sometimes.

raining men? well i dont give a fuck!

2006-07-20T23:31:00.000+08:00

its official.

MEN ARE NICE TO LOOK AT.

BUT LIVING WITH THEM, IS A WAAAAAY DIFFERENT STORY.

There's Gay but no Pride

2006-06-28T23:09:00.000+08:00

This is a very late Gay Pride entry because i got sick from too much partying...

One thing is for sure. I was drunk as hell last Saturday.

I had.....

3 Strong Ice
1 Colt 45
1 Red Horse
2 Gin Vodka
1/2 glass of Michael's

(sino and di malalasing diyan!?)

As much as I wanted to tell you what exactly happened that night, I JUST CANT. So here are the things that i can still remember...

1. I was drunk

2. I was friendly that time. I smiled back at people who smiled at me ( I just frown at them when sober)

3. I was VERY TALKATIVE

4. I was VERY VERY FLIRTATIOUS ( sa lalaki,babae,bakla,tomboy at "in-between". wala akong pinatawad! Flirt hanggang kamatayan )

5. I was laughing like a lunatic

6. I noticed na madami palang bakla sa Pilipinas (as in sobra)

7. People were making strange comments about me
a. "you look like borgy manotoc pag nakangiti" (Yeah right, Borgy my ass. lasing ka na)
b. "nagtatagalog ka ba?" (OO NAMAN, lasing lang ako)
c. "he is kinda loud" (Im not. Believe me)

8. I danced like there's no tomorrow (pero di ko na matandaan ang mga tugtog nung gabing yun)

9. Two guys kissed me that night (Im not sure if i kissed back. If ever i did, it was the fucking alcohol kissing them not me.)

10. I got a bubblegum stuck on my shirt (kaya i took it off and danced half-naked. I lost my shirt. I dont know if someone stole it. So I ended up buying a Bed shirt)

11. I lost count of people who asked me to have sex with them (but i can still remember that one of them is only 17yrs old. THAT KID!...I was kinda turned on though but i know that AGAIN, it was the alcohol talking)

12. I didnt have sex with anyone.

13. I met my ex-workmate from Advertising and while he and I were exchanging numbers, his boyfriend was secretly touching my chest and playing with my right nipple. (kinda turned on and disturbed at the same time)

14. I wasnt able to really know if there were cute guys around because everything is just freaking blurry already.

15. I am kinda embarrassed now knowing i did all these (but Im not going to say sorry for them)

I had a feeling that night...that it was'nt only a Gay Pride party...it was a welcome party for me...to be single again.

THAT NIGHT IS THE SHIT!!!

I wanted to thank Rocky for babysitting me ( Hi Brian!!! Hello Jason! ), Regh, Ava and Mike for helping me find a shirt and of course to Cid. Thank you for picking me up (literally and figuratively).

After, Ever!!!

2006-06-21T03:53:00.000+08:00

AFTER...

...my dire attempts of looking for a possible "ill have a giddy-till-i-shit-my-pants-kind-of-crush", I realized that there's just no one to have a crush on. People are getting ugly these days.

...watching some porn, I realized that I am multi-orgasmic. And Im not telling you how many. Its for them to find out. *grins*

...sulking over things that just make me REALLY sad, I recieved a phonecall from a network telling me that they are interested in showing my work on TV and they want to interview me (and broadcast to the whole world how damn goodlooking I am). Im going to be an "artista"!!! Now i have to practice the art of lip synching. Now i'll have my own billboard along EDSA, NAKED. YIPEEE!!!

Abot kamay na nga lang.

2006-06-15T19:58:00.000+08:00

Sa loob ng FX. Papunta ako ng office. Nakaupo sa likod ng FX.

Ako: Ma, bayad po.

Dedma and mga tao sa harapan at di inaabot ang bayad ko. Baka naman di nila ako narinig.

Ako: Ma, bayad po.

Hindi sila bingi. Saksakan lang talaga sila ng tamad para mag-abot ng bayad.

Ako: Maaa, bayad pooo, puwedeng iabot nyo sa mama ang bayad?

Kelangan lang pala magpaka-asshole para matauhan sila na hindi sila nasa taxi. Nasa FX sila at responsibilidad nila na mag-abot ng bayad. At dahil nainis na ako, kinilatis ko ang mga babaeng tamad na nakaupo sa harapan. Jologs na top at flaming red ang mga buhok. Siguro mga japayuki.

Sa gitna ng paguusap ng mga babae at ng driver narinig ko ang isa na nagsabi ng...

Babae: ...mahirap na nga bumalik ng Japan. Magpapalit nga ako ng pangalan para makabalik dun...

Aba....

Hoy babae ka! Sana mahuli ka sa Japan at makulong ng matagal dahil mali yang ginagawa mo at hindi ka marunong mag-abot ng bayad!!!

yawns

2006-06-11T10:34:00.000+08:00

You're no Robin Hood

2006-06-08T01:14:00.000+08:00

SOMEONE STOLE MY MUG!!!

Cheapness!!! Its not a phone or a wallet or a diamond studded blingy.

For Pete's sake!!! ITS JUST A MUG!!!

Why???

(is it because that mug is mine? hmmm....)

But still...

People these days are just fucked up.

Now im itching to find out who the culprit is.

Take a picture of him holding a board that says "i stole a mug, i know, im cheap"

aarrggghhh!!! kuyaaaaa!!!

2006-06-07T05:38:00.000+08:00

i was in my room lying on my bed when i saw a small girly notebook on the floor. so i picked it up and snooped on whats inside.its my sister's diary.

with an evil grin,i started reading each entry like a gossip maniac reading a for-gossip-maniac-magazine.and there's one entry that goes...

"...kung magiiwan ako ng kapiraso ng puso ko sa mga taong minahal ko, at sa dami na rin ng mga taong umiwan sa akin, malamang wala na akong puso ngayon..."

major cheese but she's soooooo right!!! one shouldnt give out pieces of them to their partners. one should just SHARE their whole self when they are in a relationship.and if things dont work out,take your whole self back with you.EVERYTHING.

coz if you keep on sharing a piece of you to the wrong people.it might cost you a limb.or worse....your heart.

i told my sister that i read her diary and she started screaming like a banshee.

a cheap 10 peso fruit shake made her love me again.

and while we were sipping on our shakes i told her... "you're goooood"

and she started screaming again.

All ganged up

2006-06-06T05:48:00.000+08:00

A friend of Mr. Frog talked to me about something and it ruined my ENTIRE day.

Friend: Hey, its my son's baptismal on June (God knows when and i dont care a shit) and it will be held at St. Andrews and will you please kindly tell........hey....are you and Mr. Frog still together?

i faked a smile...

Me: No. But i will tell our friend to tell him that your inviting him.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!?!

Why the fuck do i always get that kind of question everytime they will tell me something that will also include Mr. Frog in it?!?!

Do they really know that me and Mr. Frog wont last that long right from the start?

YES!!! WE ARE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE!!!

Happy now???

Let me tell you something people....and you listen to me so motherfucking well...I can make a relationship work and if only your friend who im calling Mr. Frog would just stop all his extra sexual bullshit then maybe, MAYBE we couldve ended up together for good.

you people should rot in hell!!!

*angry mumbling*

(i had a choice to pretend and just say "yes we are still together". but i did the other way around.)

*smiles weakly*

Mr. Frog, Friendster, Ukay-Ukay and My mom.

2006-06-06T02:17:00.000+08:00

Last Saturday....

3am- After a date with Mr. Frog i decided to finally call our thing off. Our thing is not working out (im even calling it a "thing" instead of a relationship). All we do is go out-have sex-fight-make up-go out again-have sex agin-fight again-and make up again. Its boring the hell out of me!!! So I made a nice break up sms that goes like "....i love you but I cant let ourselves be in this kind of relationship...we deserve better..." I was using "we" just to lessen the pain when in fact I honestly think that its just ME who really deserves something or someone better.I was waiting for a reply but I didnt get any. And please dont give me that look!!! I tried telling him during the date but he was too busy talking to his friends.

10am- I woke up and hoped that i will get something from Mr. Frog. BUT THERES NONE!!! Hes done it again. The i-dont-reply-i-dont-do-anything shit of his! So ok...with a reply or none...we are officially over! And so i checked online for some emails including my Friendster account. From 82 friends, my list went to 81. Apparently, Mr. Frog has updated his account and removed me from his list and ALSO changed his status to "single". I know its me who called it off but it still hurts when I saw a proof that we are not together anymore.The "single" status of his....laughing at me....staring at me straight in the eyes. OUCH! FUCK! Putangina!!! Ang sakit!!! But after staring at his profile for i think around 5 minutes (without blinking), i changed my status to "single", removed our photo and hoped for the best. I was about to log out from Friendster when i had an itch to check Mr. Frogs profile for the last time. I typed his name on the search box and TAAAAAAADDDDAAAAAAAA!!! The motherfucker has two accounts!!! One is for friends and the OTHER one, which was unknown to me for 9months, has men...NAKED AND ALMOST NAKED MEN!!! I was fucking, FUCKING, FUUUUUUUCKING MAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! He told me he deleted all his slutty accounts online but NOOOOOOO!!! the pocket-size slut lied to me!!!! So i decided to delete one of his Friendster account (his "for friends" account). Yes, i was able to hack into his account and yes i am aware that the deed strongly reflects how bitter i am about it but you know what.... IT FELT OH SO FUCKING GREAT!

2pm- After finishing a pack of cigs my sister, Cid and I went to ukay-ukay to buy some stuff.Boy oh boy, i just looooooooove ukay-ukays!!! Cid got a shirt, my sister bought a shirt and a pair of oh-la-la snakeskin shoes. As for me i got 3 shirts, 1 jacket, a pair of pants and 1 "Studio54-ish-ill make you cum without even touching you" tank top.

6pm- My mother gave us a visit, cooked meals, and said yes to our proposal that she should spend the night with us.I never had any idea how much i missed my mom (my siblings and i stay with our dad now). We talked for hours and i kept on kissing her....oh i should stop...this is going to make me cry.

11pm- I was alone in my room. Thinking. And then....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

ku-wiz

2006-05-26T22:57:00.000+08:00

You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.
Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.
At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

What Temperment Are You?

when you cant figure out urself...go online and let these kind of quizzes do the job for you.

the brief and very annoying talk

2006-05-25T08:33:00.000+08:00

I was smoking at the Lung Centre when someone approched me and made a conversation which I'm not really up for ( everytime i smoke, i always choose to be alone because thats the time that I think -a lot- about things ).

She: So how's your sales?
Me: I'm not with Operations anymore. I'm with the Training Dept. now.
She: Really? Thats great. So how's your training?
Me: I dont train. I design stuff for them... (a minute of whats-the-nature-of-my-work 101 with her)
She: Ah! Madali lang pala

TALAGA LANG HA! MADALI LANG?! IKAW KAYA!!!

*buwisit*

inis moment

2006-05-24T23:30:00.000+08:00

my mp3 player is broken...
nabitawan ko sya at bumagsak siya sa malamig at super tigas na sahig...
di na siya gumagana...
paano na ako?
sino na ang kasama ko sa yosi breaks, sa fx, sa cr, sa kama?
sino? SINO!!!!!!!???????

i can turn on everybody but not my mp3 player.

*hikbi hikbi*

songs in my mp3

2006-05-24T08:42:00.000+08:00

1. i bet you look good on the dancefloor- sugababes coz i think i really do look good on the dancefloor.

2. dahilan- barbie almabis coz i make a lot of these

3. boys- britney spears coz they are nice toys

4. dont love you no more- craig david coz mr. frog and i always break up

5. hole in the head- sugababes another one for mr. frog

6. sos (rescue me)- rihanna this is my new i-wanna-feel-sexy song

7. tainted love-marilyn manson coz this is what i have

8. paradise- madonna coz his paradise is not for me

9. satisfaction i dont know why

10. fighter- christina aguilera coz i am a fighter

11. impressive instant- madonna coz i saw her perform the song and i likey!

12. trouble- pink coz i am the song

13. selfish- sunset daze coz its such a sweet song and its starting to annoy me

14. we belong together- mariah carey coz its mariah carey

15. be my last- utada hikaru i dont know what shes trying to say coz its in jap but she sang it so well

16. i bruise easily- natasha bedingfield coz i do bruise easily and i get angry and i get even

17. helena- my chemical romance coz i have a crush on the lead vocalist

Let me introduce myself...

2006-05-24T07:33:00.000+08:00

...still an hour and a half to go before i leave the office and im trying to find stuff to do to kill time. i know i still have some work to do but my brain is just so fucking tired thinking about new ideas on how to make things more interesting. that is what i do btw, i make things interesting. some for the good, some for the bad.

i decided to write about things that most people dont know about me. its like opening my own can of worms. i hope i dont scare myself with......myself.

1. im damn lazy to take a shower. i just hate it. people find it surprising evrytime i tell them coz i look "clean". *evil grin*

2. i looove white shoes. they look great on anything!!!!

3. im a GREAT liar. but i dont lie that much so that i wont feel guilty evrytime i do.

4. im TORPE. i give out obvious hints but i dont make the first move.

5. im a sucker for feminine men and masculine women. they just make the world more interesting.

6. i have a very short attention span. this entry is starting to bore me. *grins*

7. i swing both ways but i just find men very appalling most of the time. they are just this group of creatures who are controlled by a small protruding meat in between their legs. but some of them look so hot that i dont mind sometimes. (fuck!!! there you go)

8. i love foreplay more than the actual deed. need i say more?

9. i daydream of having my huge billboard along EDSA wearing nothing but skimpy undies. wag na mag-react. nakikibasa ka lang eh.

10. it will take forever for me to introduce myself. coz im complicated as hell.

i hafta stop this and smoke....

...coz doing this is making me tense.

True or False

2006-05-23T00:07:00.000+08:00

Which one from these stories is true?

Stranger: Hi. Are you alone?
Me: Yes.
Stranger: Im Marco.
Me: Im Mark.
Stranger: Whats your name again?
Me: Mark.
Stranger: Do you mind if I sit here with you:
Me: *smiles* YES.

or....

Stranger sits beside me, rubs his elbow against mine, i played and responded, stranger starting to gyrate like he needs excorcism, me started to turn him on, me touches his body, played with his nips, slid my hand in his pants, touched his cock, kissed him....and me asked...

Me: Do you wanna have sex?
Stranger: Yes.

Me smiled and whispered to stranger...

Me: Well i dont.

Me leaves with a BIG grin.

Too much croaking

2006-05-22T23:53:00.000+08:00

I viewed my blog and was surprised that more than half of my posts are about Mr. Frog!!!

So I decided to talk about something else.

How about another reptile?

Yeah, my shoes.

Well they are nice alright but they really hurt so bad!

Must be the crocodiles biting my feet.

I didnt like it in the 1st place but since Mr. Frog... ( OK, i promised not to talk about him)

They say... "I loooove your shoes!!!"

I go..."You should, coz they fucking hurt"

They really look good though.

Fashion over comfort.

Shoot me.

NOW!!!

grins

2006-05-20T06:36:00.000+08:00

liar

cocktease

IM A BAD BAD BOY!!!

Once upon a time....

2006-05-20T00:01:00.001+08:00

You cant turn a FROG into a PRINCE just by a kiss.

Even if you fuck or love them.

FROGS are FROGS.

PERIOD.

Coz i can't hit a damn note.

2006-05-06T02:02:00.000+08:00

*Me sings*

...coz I believed that you and I will be together foreveeeeeeeeer...

...but you got the feeling of playing and you started cheating (i guess)...

...remember you dont miss your water 'till the well runs dry.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! SENTI!!!

Call the damn doctor very quick!!!

2006-05-05T00:02:00.000+08:00

I'm starting to have the "I'm moving on" symptoms.

1. I don't think about you that much anymore.
2. My anticipation for your sms is reduced to half.
3. I can listen to "heartbreak" songs and not thinking about me singing them for you, but the other way around.
4. I dont nag my friends about our breakup.
5. I am now able to sleep. Even hibernate.

Why call them symptoms?
Am I sick or am I cured?

Ready...get set...go!!!

2006-05-03T00:06:00.000+08:00

I am giving myself one week.
To really think about things.

You can try something to turn evrything around.
But I am not expecting for it.
I dont care a shit.

And if by Saturday morning theres nothing...

...I SHALL DECLARE MYSELF OFFICIALLY SINGLE AND DANGEROUS.

And they better watch out for me.
They might get hit. And they might get it really badly.

Learn to read the sign on my door.

2006-05-03T00:01:00.000+08:00

Huwag ako iistorbohin kapag....

1. Bagong gising.
2. Patulog na.
3. Natutulog.
4. Pagod.
5. Horny.
6. Kumakain.
7. Nagde-daydream.
8. Walang pera.
9. Naghahabol ng deadline.
10. Kapag sinabi ko na gusto ko mag-isa.

Kasi kapag nangulit ka at nainis ako...

...PUTANGINA!!! AWAY NA ITO!

Then i will say sorry.

Not really.

Three is not really my number.

2006-05-01T23:48:00.000+08:00

I know I said its ok to invite someone. A stranger.
I know I made it seem like im really up for it.
But what I dont know is that why YOU didnt know that I DONT go for it.
We have been together for eight months and you still have no idea how i like things done.
I want it intimate. Exclusive. One on one. Just the two of us. Special.
So why?
I guess you really dont know.
YOU dont know anything.

BABOY KA. WALA KANG KASING BABOY!!!
Puwede akong gumawa ng masarap na adobo, sinigang o nilaga sa sobrang baboy mo.

Ang tanga ko para maniwala sa lahat.
I guess we all turn into this stupid fool when we're in-love.
I cant let you come over to our place now.
I dont want you stepping at my territory.
I am not part of your territory anymore.

I cried when i was alone.
I cried infront of you.
But did it matter?

I felt so fucking in love with you last week.
But you made me think that im no greater than a work memo.

I DONT FUCKING THINK SO.

I AM worth more than a billion work memos.

So go ahead fucker.
Try to hurt me or forget about me.
Im ready.
Im so fucking ready.

How about you?
Are you ready?

Come here "daddy".

I took out the delete button on my keyboard...

2006-04-21T23:48:00.000+08:00

My overprotective boyfriend just told me to erase all of my online accounts including this.
I told him i will. NO. I told him i already did.
I LIED!!! (Miriam Defensor tone)
Why should I?
*sneers*
I love him though.

mumblings of a virgin blogger

2006-04-05T09:33:00.000+08:00

It all started when he showed me his sister blog.

Now i have my own.

I dont know for how long i can keep this blog of mine though.

Im starting to get sleepy with this thing.

I better grab my trusty notebook and write there instead.

*yawns*

next time ill do better.

If theres a next time.