Date One (Friend of a friend) : I am sorry for trying to back off a little from you. I had a great time with you but you should stop acting like a girl. You don't ask "What are we now?" after the first romp.
Date Two (Boy on TV) : I am sorry for leaving you alone in the hotel room after our first night of hot sex. You are totally cute. But you are an asswipe. Do you honestly think I will go crazy over you just like those people in Embassy? Please. I secretly liked it when you kept on following me while I was ignoring you the entire night. I admit that you are cuter than me but I know how to play my cards well. I am sorry for hurting your most prized ego. I just felt like you need a good kick on the balls.
To both of you: You don't ask someone, especially me, to go out on a second date a day after the first date. I get tired easily. Stretching a good first date to last for the entire weekend will make me physically uncapable of dating you. When I'm tired, I'm cranky. But thank you for going out with me. I had fun. Really.
Being single is SEXY.
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