A friend of Mr. Frog talked to me about something and it ruined my ENTIRE day.
Friend: Hey, its my son's baptismal on June (God knows when and i dont care a shit) and it will be held at St. Andrews and will you please kindly tell........hey....are you and Mr. Frog still together?
i faked a smile...
Me: No. But i will tell our friend to tell him that your inviting him.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!?!
Why the fuck do i always get that kind of question everytime they will tell me something that will also include Mr. Frog in it?!?!
Do they really know that me and Mr. Frog wont last that long right from the start?
YES!!! WE ARE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE!!!
Happy now???
Let me tell you something people....and you listen to me so motherfucking well...I can make a relationship work and if only your friend who im calling Mr. Frog would just stop all his extra sexual bullshit then maybe, MAYBE we couldve ended up together for good.
you people should rot in hell!!!
*angry mumbling*
(i had a choice to pretend and just say "yes we are still together". but i did the other way around.)
*smiles weakly*
6 comments:
Friend, let me treat you to a cup of coffee.
Let's go sit outside Starbucks; you start a cig, I'll sip on my hot cocoa. Let everyone there bask in the ambiance of our beauty and sexiness. Drool will flow, mind you.
We'll bitch about everybody who is unlucky enough to pass by. And, maybe...we can even bitch about "him" too. =P
if i get free coffee on every break up that ill have then...hell...lets go and break some hearts!!! :)
FOOSBALL!!!!!
you two are dangerous together. remind me to keep you on different shifts, hahaha
"Hell knows no fury like a woman scorned."
Errr, woman?? Uhmm, you know what I mean! Hehehe
DANGEROUS is the understatement of the year. Lucky for them, only one of us is licking his wounds, OR ELSE.... Hahaha
Core Skills should be on night shift. I miss the girls!!!!
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