Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Let me introduce myself...

...still an hour and a half to go before i leave the office and im trying to find stuff to do to kill time. i know i still have some work to do but my brain is just so fucking tired thinking about new ideas on how to make things more interesting. that is what i do btw, i make things interesting. some for the good, some for the bad.

i decided to write about things that most people dont know about me. its like opening my own can of worms. i hope i dont scare myself with......myself.

1. im damn lazy to take a shower. i just hate it. people find it surprising evrytime i tell them coz i look "clean". *evil grin*

2. i looove white shoes. they look great on anything!!!!

3. im a GREAT liar. but i dont lie that much so that i wont feel guilty evrytime i do.

4. im TORPE. i give out obvious hints but i dont make the first move.

5. im a sucker for feminine men and masculine women. they just make the world more interesting.

6. i have a very short attention span. this entry is starting to bore me. *grins*

7. i swing both ways but i just find men very appalling most of the time. they are just this group of creatures who are controlled by a small protruding meat in between their legs. but some of them look so hot that i dont mind sometimes. (fuck!!! there you go)

8. i love foreplay more than the actual deed. need i say more?

9. i daydream of having my huge billboard along EDSA wearing nothing but skimpy undies. wag na mag-react. nakikibasa ka lang eh.

10. it will take forever for me to introduce myself. coz im complicated as hell.


i hafta stop this and smoke....

...coz doing this is making me tense.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Speaking of making things interesting, don't forget the newsletter masthead! LOL

Neal wants to call it something like enVision, which is a bit hokey, but I'm too lazy too think of a better one. It is a company thing so it's bound to be corny.

My column's working title is Occupational Spam for now, hehe.

Geez, maligo ka nga Perry! hahaha

yrrepkram said...

Rocky- nak ng teteng, akala ko pa naman first comment ko na for my blog. business related "microsoft outlook" kind of msg pala.hehe

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