Monday, August 31, 2009

Hey Blog!

I might delete you soon. :)

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I thought it only happens in movies...

Me: I am being honest to you because I love you already. And I want you to know exactly who is the person you are loving right now. I still have a baggage. But I love you already.



















Him: It's a baggage we can both carry.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Kawawang bading

A transvestite call center agent complaining...









Him/Her: Sobrang pagod na ako! Parang ginahasa ako ng sampung Avaya*!!!









*Avaya is the phone brand that we are using in the office. Phones at work are often referred to as "Avaya"

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

It is coming.

I don't get excited anymore. It is coming. I can feel it coming. *sighs*

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Kanye who?

Remember Kanye West's infamous shutter shades? It's nothing compared to the "metal fringes" sunglasses in Beyonce's music video Diva.


I died!








Tuesday, February 17, 2009

My Exs should be scared.

Finally. My dad and I did something we both like.
































Caliber 45




M16



My target (nah, she's my sister)
February 8, 2008
Dasmarinas Cavite

Monday, February 09, 2009

If you...

- are in a group of 15 people.









- have 35,000 pesos to burn just for dinner.









- are crazy like my dad.









Then go ahead and have dinner here.









Dad, why did you complain when I asked you to buy me a Gucci bag when you can spend that much on dinner? Nabili mo na sana ako ng bag...









...may kasama pang keychain.









But I must say, the dinner was fantastic!!!

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A closeted slut with a very short attention span.